I'm not sure when or where this behavior developed. Maybe it was when he "poo-poo"ed on the bathroom floor at age six and my mother just cleaned it up. Never said a word. Or maybe it's an Y-linked sex trait and it's inherited. I don't know, but I'm starting to think now that he does this just to piss me off. Whatever the cause may be, he needs help.

Our bathroom is quite the mess. His boxers, that he's worn and slept in for the past two days, are thrown on the floor for me to tiptoe-toe around.

If the stars are aligned, moon in the first quarter and a black cat crosses the street at 2:00am you might get lucky and he'll take a shower. He generally uses the once-white-but-now-brown soap that he stores on the floor. He completely soaks the bathroom floor, I'm not sure how, but we're hoping it's water and that he leaves the shower door open while he's showering. He has a few lucky towels and he likes to use them all at the same time and he likes to save them, for his next encounter with the bathroom, on the floor. He also has a pin, that he pokes his pimples with, sitting on the "liquid" covered counter. (The results aren't back from the lab yet). Also on this counter is a fine combination of Aquafresh and Gillette commented by little black hairs that might have originated from my brother's chin. Where is his toothbrush during all this? Face down in this mess. Even in my brightest hour

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