never seen this place. It is a place we have only heard of, heard of the positive things,

heard of nothing but good and fuzzy stuff. But beneath the blanket of the fake, lies the

real side of this hellish port. A conspiracy so huge on it's own people that it is truly

unfathimable to us as humans. I am talking about the Cookieland Government and the

genocide they are performing on it's own citizens. Citizens who thought they were

seeking a new beginning are, in reality, meeting their painful doom.

Cookies, so it seems..are a tasty way to snack. But in the text ahead you will read

why those cookies really got to you, and where they thought they were going.

If you have paid attention to the news lately, you will know that many bad things

have been happening recently in Cookieland. Keebler Elves have been on strike, Oreo's

aren't just fun to twist, and Little Debbie has been on the rise and is taking away a majority

of business from these wonderful people. So, like immigr

Here's a diagram of the cookie's boat.

"They were so nice to us when we got on the boat. Mother A'Hoy sat in front,

What you don't know is that the protective shield is the sealed plastic wrapper and the

needed, with the recent bout with Little Debbie, and they have found a way to get it. With

convinience stores, etc. etc. etc...There they are bought and eaten, like cannabalized

Some common words found in the essay are:
Mother A'Hoy, Little Debbie, Cookieland Government, Central Government, Cookie Conspiracy, Cookieland Governments, Keebler Elves, Government Money, cookieland government, protective shield, ------------------------- -, mother a'hoy, - generation, little debbie, it's own, ------------------------- - generation,
Approximate Word count = 743
Approximate Pages = 3 (250 words per page double spaced)