Today at school we had to read some boring book called the Odyssey

it began with " Sing to me muse" or something like that. I got so bored I remember thinking; sing to me a lullaby, 'cause to sleep I'm about to go. About five minutes later Billy Dee, that hick who grew up in downtown New York. Started rapping a little rhyme to himself: (hic)

but step back son this ain't your time.

I lookin's 'round and see people stealing my game,

just because I'm da one wit da fame.

Last night on the corner I got cut,

now the teach is pressing me for the answer and I stuck."

The bell rings and the class is over, like sprinters we jump out of our se

He turns and says, " Watch out or I'll box ya. I'm no pair of boxers, but my last name is Hanes, so I'll mess up your face so that you are the freak-in-the-room."

With heavy sarcasm I garnoot, " I don't standunder what your saying. You said you are a boxer, does that mean you want to put me into a card board box. If so I really don't think that would be a good idea. I mean I'm a pretty big fella so it would have to be a large box. Maybe six feet by two feet, three feet for breathing room. That's a pretty big box, I mean save the trees man. Golly aren't you into helping the environment and mother earth. What would you want to do with me in a card board box any ways, I don't think that U.P.S would accept me, maybe Fed-Ex but with their high rates for shipping on packages over twelve pounds would it really be worth it? What I'm trying

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Approximate Word count = 564
Approximate Pages = 2 (250 words per page double spaced)