God's pleasure keeps us alive, not the goods we accumulate, or our works and our deeds, even our good and secular deeds towards others. His will keeps us out of hell alone. Thus judge not your neighbor, although his lawn be untidy or though he plays his music far too loud at nights. You are no better than he! Only the capricious will of God allows you to eke out your days without getting downsized at your job, prevents you from being cast out of your home by an angry spouse, or prevents your precious electronic equipment from being swept away in a hurricane! You, we, are all unworthy, so we should be upon our knees, on all of our hardwood floors in thanks to God for simply allowing us to dwell upon the earth! It is by chance alone that you have stumbled into such fine lives of leisure, but chance can just as easily take such wealth and leisure away, I say! So be grateful for what you have been given, and know that these are gifts, not things that you have earned by your own

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