I think I speak for many people when I say that I can't wait for the day when it finally warms up around here. While being an Oregon resident has it's advantages, it just seems to lack in the sunshine department, and what a better way to brighten up any day than with 200 degree weather. No more wasting snow days at school, no more long sleeved shirts, and finally an end to all that SPF mumbo jumbo. You know that without an O-zone layer there's going to be nothing strong enough on the market to protect our delicate skin. They'll probably have some kind of pill I can take instead. Even if some of the polar ice caps do melt, that just means more beaches for us on our new glorious days of sunshine. So what if a few million people drown?

Lets face it. We as humans waste countless hours of our lives worrying about the future. Whether it's asteroids or Y2K, it's always something. It is said that in the future, with global warming, temperatures outdoors will be too hot to survive in. But what is

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Approximate Pages = 3 (250 words per page double spaced)