PC fairy tale
Miss White and the Seven Vertically Challenged Men Once there was an attractive social worker named, Miss White. Miss White's boss, her stepmother, worked Miss White very hard to get even, in a sense, with her father whom Miss White's stepmother divorced. Miss White was therefore assigned to find jobs for seven, vertically challenged men. Miss White was sent to the ghetto to meet them and see what kind of lifestyle these vertically challenged men lived. She wandered through the hallway of the run-down building, stepping over a few bodies that had passed out from drug-related activities, etc. Finally, she came to a small apartment tucked in the corner of the building, the door coming unhinged. She knocked, and nobody answered. She called the attendant to let her into the room. She stepped inside and was overwhelmed by the smell of dust and mold. Inside, clothes, food, dishes, and beer bottles were strewn all over the apartment. She immediately fished her cell phone out of her purse and called info
rmation, inquiring the number for Mr. Tidy Cleaning Services. In a matter of minutes, a team of individuals in white jumpsuits climbed into the room armed with buckets, mops, and various liquid cleaners. After a full day's work, they left, successfully cleaning the apartment (and screwing the door back on its hinges). After hours of hard work, Miss White returned home in the loft of a middle-income apartment building. She showered and then headed to Manny's Irish Pub, down the street from her apartment building. Hovering over a pint, she was approached by a young, mildly good-looking young man. A little turned off by his pick-up line that seemed to be overused a time or two, she paid the bartender and headed for home. On the way home, she pondered possible jobs for the seven clients. Without looking, she crossed the street and was struck by a cab. Miss White's stepmother, sensing the near loss of her step daughter, made peace with her and acted a little more lighter towards her. Miss White found a job for Doc in a packaging company.
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Approximate Word count = 707
Approximate Pages = 3 (250 words per page double spaced)
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