The director walked onto the stage, gingerly adjusting his radiation

mask in order to fit the microphone beneath it. His nervous cough boomed

through the hall. After shuffling the papers on the podium before him, he

"Welcome ladies and gentlemen of the Pre-Apocalypse Archaeological

Society. We have called this session to impart to you a matter of the

utmost importance, a discovery of the highest order. As you are aware, our

teams have only recently been able to sift through the debris of the razed

cities of our belligerent predecessors, thanks to the efforts of our

colleagues at the Physical Research Society who, with the aid of Allah,

have made our task infinitely easier with the invention of a radiation suit

which allows our field workers to work even in areas of the highest

radiation concentration: the cities of what was formerly the United States

of America. The discoveries are literally pouring in, and we have our

hands full simply cataloguing the numerous finds. Our first find was a

small rectangular object, containing a spool of thin ribbon, which one of

our historians identified as what was known as a cassette. Simply put, it

"and therefore I never overcame the sense of competition with my father."

over the man's motives, and came to the conclusion that he had not

gleaned the dire lesson that this recording has to offer. We must, at all

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