Clearly, Gertrude is presented as a character that is more than slightly cranially vacant. Indeed, one might suppose that Gertrude is one giant blonde joke written by Shakespeare. First, one may observe her observance upon observing the play in act three. When Hamlet asks her about how she likes the play she says, "The lady [the player queen] doth protest too much, methinks." (3.2.254) The queen seems to be missing the point of the play completely. Furthermore, observe the real protester! Gertrude is making a royal joke of herself by protesting the protesting of a queen. Then, consider her advice to Hamlet upon the loss of a father:

Good Hamlet, cast thy nighted colour off,

And let thine eye look like a friend on Denmark.

Do not for ever with thy vailed lids

Passing through nature to eternity. (1.2.70-75)

The ghost of Hamlet past is accounting guilt to Gertrude's sex drive. And as he knew her more intimately than any other person knew her, his accounting should be heavily weighted. And then, perhaps, the most telling sign of all is Gertrude's reaction to Hamlet's barb. Whilst the consanguineous pair "discussed" things in the Queen's closet, Hamlet pricks her with a comment about her physical nature.

From this it is clear that her heart is as shallow as her head. She refers to death as a "common" thing; in that time "common" carried with it implications that something was vulgar. A less Shakespearian way to say the selfsame thing is, "Dad's dead. Deal with it!" Her insensitivity to both the death of her husband and the feelings of her son indicate that her heart is a chilly pool no deeper than a finger's width. Once more, the queen demonstrates her ocean-depth of shallowness with her questions toward Rosencrantz and Guildenstern. After sending them on a reconnaissance mission in Hamlet's distracted globe, she proceeds to question them rigorously after what they had discovered with questions like, "Did he receive you well?" (3.1.11) and "Did you assay him to any pastime?" (3.1.16) Yes, indeed! Gertrude's son is sick in the

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