The first step to mastering this art is to decide why you want to moon someone. Many people choose to moon others out of pure enjoyment. The roaring laughter and hilarity of exposing your rump to an unsuspecting victim is a great source of entertainment. Some people moon others to simply to piss them off, but this generally only happens to grouchy older people who hate "stupid kids", and to jealous boyfriends. I often moon people after being tailgated to infuriate them and get revenge for them tailgating me. However, everyone h

The last objective on your voyage to mastery is the location. In this decision, your options are limitless. My personal favorite is the car. You can moon so many different people when in an automobile, everyone from old people to church buses. A guy named Karl performed the best example of this type of mooning that I have ever seen. One day while he was driving down the road, he managed to stick his entire butt out the driver side window to moon a bus of older churchgoers in Pensacola as they drove by him. Another friend of mine by the name of Justin enjoys mooning people from inside his house as they walk up to the door. Then there are those who, in a drunken stupor, moon people at parties. They may think they are cool when they do this, but these types are nothing more than drunken amateurs. Yet with the proper guidance and practice these average mooners can become as versatile in their moonin

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