Different Horror Scenario's
A major drawback that continues to plague movies of the horror genre is the style in which the "victim" is portrayed. No matter how crafty and sophisticated a story may be, the characters that get "iced" are always of low intelligence and their ability of logical reasoning can be compared to that of a Cape Buffalo deciding whether, or not it should cross a river full of Nile Crocodiles. What really brought these facts so clearly to mind is a post that I read on a message board. The thread asked the question "In a fight for your life who would you rather fight Freddy, or Jason?" as I was pondering the question a light bulb began to flicker dimly in the area of my brain where thought is processed. When the idea was complete I kind of snickered to myself and quietly recited the words that had been spoken before me by that other intellectual giant Wile E. Coyote "Genius, sheer genius". With that being said I knew it was now time to explore the methods in which I would use if placed in various scenarios of horror. There are many different scenarios' that can be used but I'll stick to the basics, you know unstoppable teen mass killers, genetically mutated animals, possession, haunting, serial kille
Now dealing with demonic possession things might get somewhat tricky. Since most demons that take pleasure in possessing reside on, or about the first plain of hell it would be my assumption that they despise anything cold. So my first move would be to temporarily take up residence in the artic. Every time the demon started sassing and acting up, I would run outside and cannonball into the nearest deep snowdrift. I would also probably read the Bible a lot; this should equal to the demon the equivalent of being bitch-slapped mentally. Now the final step could be fatal for me as well as the demon, but it's a process that must be done unless I want to involve a priest. I would watch Pat Robertson non-stop for twenty-four hours a day until the demon had exorcised itself. Now this technique may, or may not kill me, but it would certainly be the final nail in the coffin for a demon; no pun intended toward vampires. rs and zombies. First I would like to start with the question that sparked this gauntlet of imagination. "Who would I rather face in a fight for my life, Freddy, or Jason?" Well since I haven't been asleep since about 1989 the logical pick for me would be Freddy, but Freddy has the uncanny ability to be right around the next corner and he is a bit more intelligent than Jason, so I am going to go with my gut instinct and choose Jason. Well for starters Jason is extremely speed-impaired and as fate would have it I can run pretty fast, not too clumsily I might add. So after Jason nearly gives me heart failure by jumping through a window or door, I would quickly exit the confinements of the covered shelter by using a series of jukes and faints to momentarily confuse my would-be attacker. Now I'm sure that my fancy footwork would leave Jason scratching his burnt and mangled head, so during the few minutes that it takes for Jason to gather his thoughts, I would nonchalantly smoke a cigarette and then grab the pair of ice skates that I had earlier placed in the back seat of my car. Realizing that he had been made the fool, Jason would storm out of the dwelling hell-bent on separating my head from my shoulders. Immediately I would go into my hel
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Approximate Pages = 6 (250 words per page double spaced)
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