Alternative Tempest

A detailed Summary of Alternative Tempest

The play opens with a group of drunken Muppets from Italy, Gonzo, a blue monster thing with a bent nose, the King of Naples, Kermit a green frog with massive eyes, sailing home after the marriage of his daughter to the King of Tunis. They were drunk because they had previously been over to France on a 'booze cruise' in search of the duty frees.

During the voyage the weather suddenly got a lot worse but nobody noticed because they were soused out of their tiny minds, apart from this weird bloke with a really tiny head that nobody know his name. He hangs around with a pink elephant, or so they thought!

The ship tips from side to side and the puppets, oops I mean people on board don't jump off, they fall off and somehow float to shore. From this point onward, all the action occurs on the island.

In the second scene, we meet Fozzy Bear, the former Duke of Milan. Fozzy explains to his daughter, Miss Piggy, how he was constantly high on 'Junior Disprol' and cheap orangeade and so he lost his Dukedom twelve years previous. His brother, the Swedish Chef who had received financial help from King Gonzo, had overthrown him. Meanwhile, Dr Bunsen Honeydew, (a genius scientist with a head that looks exactly li

Fozzy Bear watches the manly way Clifford carries Animal around the island on his back and thinks that he must be 'studley' enough for his daughter and him to 'get it on'. Fozzy dips into his pocket and pokes around the gold sovereigns and offers to pay for the wedding and honeymoon in Las Vegas. But towards the end of the ceremonies, Fozzy remembers Animal's plot to kill him. Two zombies that come up from the ground chase the three into the sea.

On shore Fozzy and Miss Piggy had found one other inhabitant, his name was Animal, a demented red furred monster that seemed to take a fancy to Miss Piggy. At first Fozzy liked Animal and decided to educate him until he tried 'it on' with her and Fozzy had no choice but to give him a damn good kicking. Fozzy Bear had also found a rat-like creature that said he was a spirit but had been imprisoned in a tree. Fozzy had to set him free by swinging Animal around his head and smashing him onto the tree, thus destroying it. Rizzo the Rat had to promise to obey his commands as a condition of letting him out, otherwise he would let Animal eat him.

Andy and Randy Pig, the Jester and the butler give Animal some cheap booze from France and he assumes that they must be gods for having this mildly 'woody' but nice drink. Animal offers to serve Randy Pig and make him lord of the island if he agrees to kill Fozzy bear. The three of them set off to find Fozzy but Rizzo the Rat becomes aware of the plot, lures them into a open sewer up to their necks in poo, and goes and tells Fozzy about the plot.

Some common words found in the essay are:
Fozzy Bear, Sam Eagle, King Tunis, Rizzo Rat, Dr Honeydew, Miss Piggy, Piggy WellI, Las Vegas, Miss Piggy's, Bunsen Honeydew, fozzy bear, miss piggy, swedish chef, sam eagle, chef sam, swedish chef sam, chef sam eagle, rizzo rat, miss piggy fozzy, cheap booze, tasty chicken, dr bunsen honeydew, duke milan, dr bunsen,

Approximate Word count = 1092
Approximate Pages = 4 (250 words per page double spaced)

Category: English