The Creative Mind of the SpunkMaster

PCW PPV kicks off with Metallica performing "Seek -N- Destroy" to open up the

show !! The crowd is psyched up for this show tonight folks !! Your

commentators at ringside are Jackass JR and King Zio !!!

( "All The Small Things" by Blink 182 plays over the sound system )

JACKASS JR - Here comes Ashley Marty, leading her punk brigade of Cristian

Maiullo, Craig Grauso, and Tim Ogden to do battle with the GOD Squad.

( "Revolution” by Kirk Franklin plays )

KING ZIO - Here comes the GOD Squad, consisting of Michael Morganti, Kevin

Cahill, and Father Joly with Maria Nouri and Kelly Dow. Wait !! Another body

has made his way through the curtain, its no...IT CAN'T BE !!

JACKASS JR- ITS THE SULTAN OF THE SAX !! ITS RANDY SILANG !!!!

The Punk Pit comes out strong, but the lanky body of Morganti enables him to

toss Craig around the ring like a sack of potatoes. Ogden gets a point for

his team by taking out the ankle of Michael, and the two Punk Pitters proceed

to give Morganti a wish-bone !! Morganti is writhing in pain from the shock

of his legs being separated in that cruel type fashion.

Cristian goes to backdrop Cahill, bu

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