When Christian arrived here in 1999, he did not expect the world to be like it was. There were more people here than he had ever seen in his life, and he was very confused about the way that they dressed. In his culture, he was used to wearing body armor and carrying a sword with him, but he did not see that here. His first stop in the mal

l was to the Macy's, where he tried on some futuristic clothing. He did not like the new him and decided to just keep his own style.

Christian was flying all around the mall trying to find his way out when he came across an air vent. He flew up the long tunnel and somehow ended up on the roof. At this point, he didn't know what to do, but t

One of the birds in the pet shop had a magical power that would enable him to turn man into another bird just like him. All the bird would have to say was "hello, Polly want a cracker?" and the human would turn into a parrot. As soon as Christian let all of the cats and dogs loose, he went over to the bird cages and saw this fascinating bird. Christian did not have to say a word to the bird before it said "Polly want a cracker?". Immediately, Christ

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Approximate Word count = 537
Approximate Pages = 2 (250 words per page double spaced)