(The main character in the story) is reading a book, when a mongrel dog named

Alf empties his bladder on Jim's chest. Then as he gets ready to beat the beast he

notices a beautiful woman approaching him. After Alena Jorgensen introduced

herself they went to her house so Jim's shirt could be washed.

After a night of great sex Jim called off work thinking he would lie in bed

having sex all day, but he found himself at an animal rights prote

Some common words found in the essay are:
Coraghessan Boyle, Alena Jorgensen, California Jim, Joaquin Valley, Jim Unconsciousness, Jim Rolf, Torturer Nazi, Carnal Knowledge, ,
Approximate Word count = 358
Approximate Pages = 1 (250 words per page double spaced)