"I don't like trendy foods. When I hear sauteed boneless panda groin," I think I'm in the wrong place. There is such a thing as pretentious food. Puree of woodchuck, marinated bat nipples, weasel chops, porcupine cacciatore. Or fried eagle. " A guy said to me recently C'mon we'll go to Baxter's, they have really good fried eagle." I'm thinking do I really wanna know this person 2?

There you have it two good examples that give you the insight to the mind of George Carlin.

George Carlin was born on May 12, 1938, in Manhattan's Morningside Heights. Which as Carlin grew up he called "White Harlem.3" In 1940 Carlin dad, a newspaper advertiser died, and forced his mother to go to work to support the family. Working as a secretary, George and his brother Patrick, spent much of there time alone around the house and the neighborhood. Because he was, alone a lot Carlin became a harsh critic of the world around him. Carlin was a class clown in school, never turned in his homework, and when

4. The police station is closed evenings and weekends, but is has lit sign that gives time and temperature.

he did, it was so sloppy that you would need the Rosetta Stone to decipher it. At the age of fourteen, Carlin began to see through organized religion and that prompted him to drop out of Catholic high school. At the age of seventeen he enlisted in the Air Force, and was assigned a radar mechanic on the B-47 airplanes. There in Shreveport La. He met a radio station owner, Joe Monroe, of KJOE. There he was asked to disc- jockey and be a newscaster. By the time, he was twenty; he had his equivalency diploma, military obligation completed and had three years radio experience. After his discharge from the Air Force, he moved from radio station, to radio station. In Fort Worth, Texas, he met up with Jack Burns, and Carlin now had someone to feed off. The peddled their act to local coffeehouses and even graced The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. In 1962, Burns broke up with Carlin, and he reassessed his act. Moreover, for three years he sat around and absorbed all of the crap the world was getting into. In Late 1965 he appeared on the

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