Step one usually looks something like this: searching through your minds eye, locate that spot deep within yourself that manages your time. Now this may sound a simple enough task, until you take in

to account that a large part of wasting time is existing in a very disorganized state of mind. A disorganized mind is a crucial part of the time wasting plan, without it you'd arrive at a real thought far to soon. Keeping yourself searching for a real thought, will in the end waste almost 30% of your total time.

Ok so it is settled your going to do homework, ouch. 65% of our TTW has been used. With all of this mulling, pondering and searching, you've come to realize this is some thirsty work. Off to the kitchen you go, it's snack time. At least another 30% of your remaining time will now be spent on a rampaging munch fest. At this time it is necessary to park your hind end into a chair and enjoy some T.V. With the T.V. running you will burn at least another 25% of your total TTW, now you may be asking, how is this possiable? When we last went to math class 95% plus 25% comes out to equal 120%. How can this be? What has just happened is, we went on through the Total Time to Waste and graduated righ

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Fine Art, Homework Nooooooooooooo, Total Waste, TV TV, total waste, formed idea, disorganized mind, air hard, 25% total, jumpsmack fall,
Approximate Word count = 677
Approximate Pages = 3 (250 words per page double spaced)