RomeoJuliet Parody
MARCY: Like oh my God, wouldn't this make the coolest accessory. It like totally complements my outfit!MARCY: (mumbles) Like fine, miss thing, you don't have to be so rude. Like, okay, I have to tell you something else. Guess who I saw yesterday at the mall getting a fro-yo, like, it was so totally cool amiga. Bonny: (false enthusiasm) Who? OH wait, I don't care. So anyways, what time is it? MARCY: Okay, I can get this one, like Jeff has been teaching me how to tell time...gotta prepare myself, it's uh, (looks at watch) fourteen thousand five hundred and fifty two. Bonny: Let me see! (walks over to Marcy) MARCY: Like fine, if you don't believe me you can check for myself. Bonny: It's eight o'clock, where's Romy? She should be here by now. MARCY: I don't know, she was like, suppose to meet use here at 7:45 Bonny: Well I'm not waiting anymore, we won't get any seats. She'll find us, if she shows. MARCY: Like, oh my God! It's so dark in here, you know, like that closet game the guys always make me play.
(Manager of theater comes into bathroom) TAI: What is that annoying noise?!?! Bonny: Hey! Aren't you the guy form Prince's Put-Put Palace?
Some common words found in the essay are:
ARCADE MARCY, ROMY Yeah, Bonny UmmmmmmmmmwelllllllllllRomy, Bonny OOOHHH, Wetters Anonymous, Okay Jeff, Anonymous I'm, Marcy MARCY, III SCENE, Oh ROMY, oh god, marcy oh, marcy oh god, nail file, tai oh, marcy it's, romy yeah, bonny it's, marcy marcy, it's bad, tai marcy verbal, common let's, marcy verbal fight, romy marcy don't, _____ laughshahahahahaha tai,
Approximate Word count = 1072
Approximate Pages = 4 (250 words per page double spaced)
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