Who does she think she is, she can't survive without me, what the *censored*'s the big deal anyway so I have a few drinks every night. Oh, well it's her tough luck, I'm not going to stop coming here after work with my buddies every night so I can spend more "quality" time with her and Alex. How old is he anyway, thirteen, fourteen, I should be bringing him here with me for goodness sake.

If she wants to kick me out well fine! An ugly bitch like her won't find anyone knew anyway. Harry over here is a drunken bastard, Vanessa should see him each night rolling around in his own puke, but does his wife say anything? No, she wouldn't dare. We're men, it's our choice and if we want to have just a little fun at night we should be bloody well able to. If our wives

I can't believe she wants me to go to AA meetings she knows how much I hated them when I was forced to go for getting caught driving slightly under the influence. Plus it's not like I have a problem. Let alone one were I need to go to the basement of some church, to discuss my problems with some monotone psychology student who is just there to build up credits towards a degree. And I don't particularly feel like being included in a circle of alcoholics and one kid who tries to understand us all at the same time. Like anyone would even come close to grasping what it's like to have grown up in the poor house, with a real boozer for a father and to have had to struggle for an education, by working night shift at a cement plant.

Now with my stressful job a few drinks a night just loosens me up, I don't think Vanessa wo

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