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Holland, MI--On Wednesday, March 1, 2000, the officer nominations will take place for the 2000-2001 UCS officers. Elections will be held on March 15, 2000, during the normal meeting. If you are interested in becoming an officer in a friendly and laid-back Catholic environment, please attend the meeting to "throw in the hat" and run for office, for which the only requirement (so far) is a year-long commitment. Nominations will be taken at this week's meeting at 9PM in the Presidents' Room in Graves Hall, officers say.

For the rest of the meeting, the officers ask that attendees bring photographs of their mission trip experiences. These photographs will highlight discussion on March's theme of "Missions."

Holland, MI--Our Lady of the Lake will be hosting a soup dinner on Ash

Wednesday, March 8, 2000. The meal time is 6PM, followed by an

Ash Wednesday service. The Union of Catholic Students will be meeting at the DeWitt flagpole at 5:3

Your crabbiest,

Because I, whose morals rival those of the greatest humanists of history (such as Benedict Arnold and, to a lesser degree, Stalin), cannot be bought for anything less than a Big Mac. Super-sized.

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