Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Cutting for Maggie monologue

remarked that! - one of th’ no-neck monsters messed up my lovely lace dress so I got to

cha-a-ange! I swear they’ve got no necks. None visible. Their fat little heads are stuck on their

fat little bodies without a bit of connection. An’ it’s too bad, ‘cause you can’t wring their necks if

they’ve got no necks to wring! Yep, they’re monsters, all right. All no-neck people are monsters.

Hear them? Hear them screaming? I don’t know where their voice boxes are located since they

don’t have necks. I tell you I got so nervous at that table tonight I thought I would throw back my

head and utter a scream you could hear clear across the Arkansas border and parts of Louisiana

and Tennessee. I said to your charming sister-in-law, “Mae, honey couldn’t you feed those

precious little thing at a separate table? They make such a mess and the lace cloth looks soooo

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Some common words found in the essay are:
Fo Gods, Brick Brick, , Hear Hear, Louisiana Tennessee, Ohhhhhh Daddys, Thats Im, no-neck monsters, fat little, thin-skinned anymore, drops eyes, theyve necks,
Approximate Word count = 661
Approximate Pages = 3 (250 words per page double spaced)