rwerwer

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1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at

2) Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice)

3) Insist that your e-mail address be XenaGoddessOfFire@companyname.com

4) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries

5) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair

6) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

7) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

8) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten

over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

9) In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".

10) Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what y

them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if

1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at

11) Finish all your sentences with "...in accordance with the

22) Five days in advance tell your friends you can't attend their party

Approximate Word count = 550
Approximate Pages = 2 (250 words per page double spaced)

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