Wednesday morning we were hurring in the usual manner, half an hour too late, to the airport, because my wife and my 16-year-old daughter spent half a day in the bathroom. What, in the world, are they doing there? Why does it take them so long? Why, above all, is that it takes them so long today even though they know we are late? I will never understand this. But enough of women's weird bathroom behavior now, this is not our theme today. No, our them today is travelling.

So now picture me driving like a maniac during rush hour to get to the airport half across the city with two teenagers on the backseat killing each other on time. I try to be patient and not to burst into tears or killing someone. I have been through this for several years now. But especially today where half of the nation is on the street,

Ten minutes later, we found our departure gate, it was gate no. seven.

Some common words found in the essay are:
Gate Ten, , Gate Gate, gate gate, departure gate, Gate Concorde, thank i'm fine, flight attendance, gate gate seven, i'm fine, gate flight, thank i'm, thank don't, don't try, gate seven,
Approximate Word count = 671
Approximate Pages = 3 (250 words per page double spaced)