barney is evil
Face it, thousands of people know it: Just the thought of a purple tyrannosaurus being in control of millions, if not billions, of young minds should strike fear into the hearts of any sane person. Some people say it's only a cheap show by a company, which I prefer not to mention. Yes, that's true. But Barney himself wields enough power to alter the fate of the earth. Barney could easily convince the children of earth that people who don't like him are evil, and should be destroyed. There are several reasons for my statement.1st, Barney teaches that kids should be part of the crowd. Example of this: When Barney arrives, no children mess up, and they sing and dance in perfect unison. If ever a child is upset or jealous, Barney says something or sings a song and the child will hop up and join the group. Or, a child may be doing something else, something halfway educational, Barney will walk over and convince the kid to do what the group is doing instead of promoting his/her independent ideas. 2nd, Barney gives children bad ideas. Examples of this: Telling kids beehives are fun to play with, that it's fine to play over a hot, boiling pot with no adult supervision, again save the Purple One, and that independen
8th, Barney seems to have complete control over children. When Barney's show was to be replaced by some educational show (which was forgotten), the children of the world threw one big tantrum to get him back on the air.
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Approximate Word count = 2447
Approximate Pages = 10 (250 words per page double spaced)
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