you might be a nerd

· When given a choice, you look at Computer Shopper instead of Playboy.

· Your computer has its own phone line.

· You have dreams involving your computer.

· You try to pick up women on chat lines.

· You can talk to a woman about your hardware and not mean anything sexual.

· You spend Friday nights with your computer.

· You ask a woman for her email address instead of her phone number.

· You've never actually met many of your friends.

· You think Bill Gates is "a cool guy."

· Only computer users can understand you.

· Your home page is longer than your resume.

· You've missed the X-Files because you wanted to play on your computer.

· You spend more time on the Internet than you do sleeping.

· You have multiple email addresses.

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Some common words found in the essay are:
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Approximate Word count = 759
Approximate Pages = 3 (250 words per page double spaced)