you might be a nerd
· Your web page is more popular than you. · When given a choice, you look at Computer Shopper instead of Playboy. · Your computer has its own phone line. · You have dreams involving your computer. · You try to pick up women on chat lines. · You can talk to a woman about your hardware and not mean anything sexual. · You spend Friday nights with your computer. · You ask a woman for her email address instead of her phone number. · You've never actually met many of your friends. · You think Bill Gates is "a cool guy." · Only computer users can understand you. · Your home page is longer than your resume. · You've missed the X-Files because you wanted to play on your computer. · You spend more time on the Internet than you do sleeping. · You have multiple email addresses.
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Some common words found in the essay are:
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Approximate Word count = 759
Approximate Pages = 3 (250 words per page double spaced)
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