you might be a nerd

A detailed Summary of you might be a nerd

· Your web page is more popular than you.

· When given a choice, you look at Computer Shopper instead of Playboy.

· Your computer has its own phone line.

· You have dreams involving your computer.

· You try to pick up women on chat lines.

· You can talk to a woman about your hardware and not mean anything sexual.

· You spend Friday nights with your computer.

· You ask a woman for her email address instead of her phone number.

· You've never actually met many of your friends.

· You think Bill Gates is "a cool guy."

· Only computer users can understand you.

· Your home page is longer than your resume.

· You've missed the X-Files because you wanted to play on your computer.

· You spend more time on the Internet than you do sleeping.

· You have multiple email addresses.

· You know exactly how much hard drive space you have free, but you don't know your spouse's birthday.

· You do processes in DOS instead of Windows not because it is faster, but because it just confuses people.

· You know what word 31337 stands for.

More You Might Be a Computer Nerd If...

· You have a pet name for your computer, but not one for your penis.

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