WRESLING
Cameras fade in to a ferocious crowd. Signs can be seen all around the arena with such phrases as "Moosing aint easy", "Assassinate me!", "I'm Loco Baby", and one in the nose bleed section, "Nurse Naughty, Let's Play Doctor." Starvin: Ladies and gentleman, welcome to the Mayhem in Edmonds, Washington. I'm Starvin Marvin . . . Starvin: Tonight we have an amazing lineup for you. Jimmy: Well I don't know how great it's going to be. We've got to see blood. It's all about the blood. Starvin: Whatever . . . what a great way to start Mayhem, with a cage match. Jimmy: It will be interesting to see some of our new talent in action. Suddenly, loud bass begins pumping through the PA. Out jumping onto the stage is "Ghetto Bastard" Johnny Dump. Dump's gold chains glisten with a blinding light. He dances around for the crowd. He spins and turns and then suddenly stops and yells out to the crowd. The crowd responds back with screams and yells. Jimmy: Actually, no. He is just a Vanilla Ice wanna be. He can't wrestle. Starvin: I don't know, Jimmy. I have heard some very crazy things things about this guy in the amateur l
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Some common words found in the essay are:
Red Beard, Moose Daddy, Ivor's Ivor, Audios Diablo, Fallen Angel, SM Wow, Sapo Diablo, DDT Sapo, Loco Conner, MadDog Vanilla, red beard, fallen angel, moose daddy, commish moose daddy, commish moose, 1 2, 2, goes cover, 2 , 2 , 1 , 1, 1 , top turnbuckle, 2 3,
Approximate Word count = 6807
Approximate Pages = 27 (250 words per page double spaced)
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