Starvin: Ladies and gentleman, welcome to the Mayhem in Edmonds, Washington. I'm Starvin Marvin . . .

Starvin: Tonight we have an amazing lineup for you.

Jimmy: Well I don't know how great it's going to be. We've got to see blood. It's all about the blood.

Starvin: Whatever . . . what a great way to start Mayhem, with a cage match.

Jimmy: It will be interesting to see some of our new talent in action.

Suddenly, loud bass begins pumping through the PA. Out jumping onto the stage is "Ghetto Bastard" Johnny Dump. Dump's gold chains glisten with a blinding light. He dances around for the crowd. He spins and turns and then suddenly stops and yells out to the crowd.

The crowd responds back with screams and yells.

Jimmy: Actually, no. He is just a Vanilla Ice wanna be. He can't wrestle.

Starvin: I don't know, Jimmy. I have heard some very crazy things things about this guy in the amateur l

The reporter does not answer. Instead, the sound of liquid slowly hitting the floor can be heard. Diablo's face changes from anger to confusion. He flares his nostrils a few times to distinguish the odor that has just possessed the surrounding air. Diablo slowly releases the reporter, looks down and begins to laugh once more. This time he laughs so hard tears begin to stream down his tan face.

Sapo gets up and throws Diablo into the ring. He then slides into the ring with him. He stands Diablo up.

Freak on a Leash begins playing and out from the back comes the purple freak. He is wearing all purple. He has his purple belt slung over his shoulder. He gets to the ring and slithers under the bottom rope. He immediately charges at Conner and smashes him in the skull with the Caged World belt. Conner drops like a load of bricks.

MadDoy begins stomping on Bobby with all his might. Bobby just curls up and screams in pain.

Jimmy: Fallen Angel has turned out just to be a week nobody.

Dump goes to push him again but MadDog steps out of the way and shoves Dump into the ropes from behind. Dump bounces off the ropes and comes back with a flying clothesline and nails it on MadDog. Dump falls to the ground while MadDog simply staggers backward.

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