I got the solution
Ending world hunger may be impossible to end in the mind of many people and they might be correct, but before a baby walks he must crawl. I have a proposed solution to this problem, well maybe not a solution but a start. I call it "Starvation for Salvation". It's a simple plan that calls for people with the ability to skip one meal a month, to pass that meal on to a person who is less fortunate. But I don't want people to do this only once in their life time or when a tragedy happens in their native Southern American or Caribbean country, but instead once a month for the rest of their lives. It's a very simple proposal, one meal once a month. I do not think that the average American will suffer any serious health affliction by skipping one measly meal. But every great foundation needs a spokes person, I say we convince Rosie O'Donnel to be the face of this foundation. She is loud, pushy, annoying and is seen by the nation for five hours every week. She is perfect for the job. We could even allow her to take credit for the entire idea, because in reality if we don't she will take it anyway. Now with a famous Hollywood
Food courts at the mall will be closed and harecrishnas will be running around the mall like maniacs ringing their bells and pestering you until you drop your donation in one of their buckets. Maybe we can learn some of the war tactics of the Catholic Church, I mean if we pay President Dumb F**k Bush enough he could make it a law that on 17th of every month "Starvation for Salvation" will be in affect. Of coarse we run the risk of him stealing the money and some how no reporters will care to investigate into our accusations. Some of my tactics may seem a little harsh, but this is the unfortunate way that things have to be. If the goodness of every single person in this countries heart was enough to get people to make donations on the 17th of every month, well then I probably wouldn't even be writing this paper because world hunger would be a concept nobody even new or could imagine existed. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ We could print up some pictures on tee-shirts and buttons, and maybe even have some sugar packets with Rosie's head on it saying, "If I can do it, I know you can." Pictures are ni
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