Contestant #1, what would be my first impression of you when we first meet?

Well, because of my race, you would think I would be boring and dull but I can actually be quite adventurous because of my past.

Describe an adventure you would take me on. (to Contestant #1)

Considering where I'm from, just leaving the town is deemed an adventure and the people of my town dislike the idea. But we'd leave, of course, and explore the paths through Mirkwood forest. There are many dangers in these woods but they would be no problem with the help of our special ring that makes us invisi

Do you go on adventures like the other bachelors? (to Contestant #3)

I live to intimidate and being so large and frightening to others allows me to relax all day and not worry about an attack from others. It's awesome to be at the top of the food chain.

What sort of lifestyle do you live? (to Contestant #4)

I am always busy and would never be around. I could keep you happy with my magic but we know that wouldn't last forever. Plus, I'm ancient!

That could be beneficial to you actually. Maybe that would give us a reason to start our date out with a large dinner to help prevent my appetite from overcoming me. But there's only one way to find out baby!

Oh yes! Too many to remember even. My days are filled with adventures. My special powers are needed all over Middle Earth and even among other places. I am usually benefiting others with these deeds and not myself.

I am a very intimidating person that would protect you from e

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