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How to Fail your English class

Merriam-Webster defines failure as 1 a : omission of occurrence or performance; specifically : a failing to perform a duty or expected action b : a state of inability to perform a normal function *kidney failure*. I define failure as not being able of what your supposed to do or just being lazy. Throughout this essay I'm going to be giving you ways and ideas how to fail Dery's class so you all can be just like me. You don't have to follow my instructions word for word but you will have to use the ideas of mine.

The basic way to fail Dery's class is to not show up. I'm not talking about not going to a few classes, I'm saying don't go at all. You register for the class but you never show your face. It is a sure fire way to not get any of the


Another way to fail this class is to not buy the book from the book store. If your planning on going to class you might see some students with alike books. Again, if you want to be like me you wouldn't buy a book if your life depended on it. I did buy one once but that was a mistake because as soon as I bought it some thief stole it or I left it under the leg of the wobbly desk I happened to be sitting at. Richard Dery will quiz you each week on a story he assigns for homework that week, obviously if you were smart and trying to fail his class you wouldn't have the book to read from in the first place. So there is my second way to fail.

My last sure fire way to fail Dery's class is to start a fight with him, I wouldn't recommend this one. If you so happen to have the courag

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