V-day Satire
After serious consideration and years of technical and psychological studies, we the people have unanimously decided that as a matter of national importance, Valentines Day should no longer be commemorated on February 14th.Our studies have concluded that the Gregorian calendar, as we Americans know it, has been set up for those people who are involved in a romantic relationship. Spring is the time of mating, when animals as well as people find their soul mates. However there are always a few stragglers that never quite seem to find their “true love.” Those who do not find their mate in this period of time are offered a second chance during what we would call a “summer fling.”
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Some common words found in the essay are:
Valentines Day, Jesus Christ, Christmas Christmas, Sincerely People, valentines day, Frank LoBiondo, Hometown USA, , mistle toe, true love,
Approximate Word count = 558
Approximate Pages = 2 (250 words per page double spaced)
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