Ah, the year is finally over. No more homework, no more books, no more teacher's dirty looks. Ladies and Gentlemen, there are just ten days left until our freedom.

Now, I know that after a couple of weeks, summer begins to drag on and become boring. Therefore, I have come up with a list of ten things that you could do over this summer to prevent the inevitable monotony. Please try this at home.

1. Go to the swimming pool: Water fun is a great idea for any teenager...except for Kati Bainter. She got barred from Teach Out after numerous incidents involving loss of bladder control.

2. Go the State Fair: Ferris wheels, corndogs and horse poop, oh my. Everybody loves to go the fair. Just watch where you step and bring an extra pair of shoes j

5. Play sports: Join a summer youth league, play on a sandlot team or maybe even start a neighborhood sports team. Well, maybe you should do something else, since the majority of sports are just "a bunch of fat guys who purposely run into each other and throw a weird-looking football," or "hit a ball with a stick and run in circles." Perhaps you could spend the summer writing letters to the editors about how important sports are.

4. Buy some gas: Buy as much gas as you can, you need to stockpile for next summer, when prices are expected to be as high as $127-$130 a gallon.

6. Stay home: Hey, there still is not substitute for air conditioning, soda pop and hours of Nintendo.

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9. Read a book: Persona

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