homo

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Q: What is the difference between a pregnant blonde and a

light bulb?

A: You can't unscrew a light bulb.

Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?

A: Gee, Are you sure it's mine?

Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant?

A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.

There were three women who were at the gynecologist

having pre-natal checkups The doctor asked the first

woman "in what position was the baby conceived ?"

"He was on top ", she replied.

"You will have a boy !" the doctor exclaimed.

The second woman was asked the same question.

"I was on top ", was the reply.

"you will have a baby girl. " said the doctor.

With this, the third women, a blonde, burst into tears.

"What's the matter ?" asked the doc.

Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?

Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?

A: Gee, Are you sure it's mine?

Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?

"You will have a boy !" the doctor exclaimed.

Approximate Word count = 957
Approximate Pages = 4 (250 words per page double spaced)

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