Pardoner's Tale
It was Wednesday night, three o’clock am. The city was murky, damp, foggy and quiet. For Seattle, this was a typical December night. The roads were covered in sleet from a winter storm system that passed through the day before. On nights like that, people are advised to stay home. Since the crime in the city was increasing, people should not travel the streets at night alone. To solve the crime problem, the mayor told three men to patrol the streets at night. These brave men were Phil MacDonald, Ryan Chronic, and Don Gerety. Their first goal was to stop a serial killer who steals cars with the owner in them. He then slices their throats while they are driving. The murderer always signs his name on his victim’s forehead. He cuts “Death” into the their forehead’s skin. When three thirty rolled around, the three cops were dispatched for a car jacking on Martin Luther King Avenue. Filed with Adrenaline, they got into their squad cars and race to the scene. They arrived at the corner of MLK and Third Street, finding only an old man sitting on a bench. Officer Phil approached the man to question him, while the others searche
Phil and Ryan weren’t the only ones who wanted the car for themselves. Don created a clever plan to poison Ryan and Phil, and keep the car for himself. Don puts rat poison in a bottle of wine he has been saving and stuck it in his squad car. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ The three prestigious officers moved out in frenzy. Their lights and sirens were at full power. The echoing sound of the siren was ubiquitous. A few miles before reaching the casino, the lights and sirens were turned off. Officer Phil decided to be the squad leader and move in first, and with celerity. He kissed his talisman then stuck it in his pocket. Without removing his weapon, officer Phil moved into the casino, searched it and found nothing. Officers Ryan and Don used a devious strategy. They covered officer Phil’s Flanking sides. Finally, Don was chosen to be the first to drive the car. Phil and Ryan jocularly fought for the front passenger seat of course, Phil got it. Seven o’ clock in the morning came around. They returned to the station and took a short nap. Officer Phil introduced himself casually, and then asked the old man his name. The old man looked up and said, “Idabe Datkillar is my name”. Officer
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Approximate Word count = 859
Approximate Pages = 3 (250 words per page double spaced)
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