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Abstract Fights!

Once upon a time in a far away land, two of the seven Dwarfs, Dopey and Grumpy, were fired because Snow White went on an unexpected drinking binge and decided that she didn't need them anymore. They were down on their luck, tired of life, and out of money. When a letter surprisingly arrived at their hallowed out stump in the woods. It was from the King of the Leprechauns inviting them to fight in a last man standing match. Their opponents would be the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and the Boogie Man. The winners would get $10,000 and one night alone with Goldie Lox. They pondered over their decision for a few hours, while having a few mushrooms to eat. They finally decided they would be idiots if they declined the offer. So off to the castle they went, with only their fury from what had happened with Snow White.

Upon arrival at the Candy Land arena, the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus confronted the two Dwarfs. They were told that if they won the match the Grim Reaper and the Headless Horseman would come to visit them. So with the threat of death hanging over their heads they were unsure what to do. They talked about it till the time for the match.

It started with the Dwarfs in one


The main battle began with Santa Claus pulling out a present from his bag and lunging it at Grumpy. Dopey ducked just in time, but Grumpy didn't see the evil present. It knocked him out, leaving Dopey to fight both of them. Dopey picked up the present, unwrapped it, and found a lump of coal inside. He then threw the lump of coal at the Easter Bunny. The lump of coal had been sharpened before the fight so when it connected it removed one of his ears. The Easter Bunny retaliated with throwing a hand painted flammable Easter egg. Barely missing Dopey, it hit Santa Claus in the face, blinding him long enough for Dopey to grab the dilapidated ear, and shove it down Santa's fat throat. The move took Santa out permanently, leaving just Dopey and the Easter Bunny to fight it out for the grand prize.

corner and the Tooth Fairy and Boogie Man in the other. The bell rung and the match was on.

y knew this was his only shot at taking out his opponent, so he launched the tainted egg at his mouth. The Easter Bunny swallowed the poisoned filled egg and fell over in excruciating pain. Dopey picked back up the lump of coal and knocked the giant Bunny out. The referee then declared Dopey the winner.

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The Easter Bunny and Santa Claus jumped into the ring. With the thought of ten thousand dollars on there mind, and the pressure of death upon them. They ma

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