Abstract Fights!
Once upon a time in a far away land, two of the seven Dwarfs, Dopey and Grumpy, were fired because Snow White went on an unexpected drinking binge and decided that she didn’t need them anymore. They were down on their luck, tired of life, and out of money. When a letter surprisingly arrived at their hallowed out stump in the woods. It was from the King of the Leprechauns inviting them to fight in a last man standing match. Their opponents would be the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and the Boogie Man. The winners would get $10,000 and one night alone with Goldie Lox. They pondered over their decision for a few hours, while having a few mushrooms to eat. They finally decided they would be idiots if they declined the offer. So off to the castle they went, with only their fury from what had happened with Snow White. Upon arrival at the Candy Land arena, the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus confronted the two Dwarfs. They were told that if they won the match the Grim Reaper and the Headless Horseman would come to visit them. So with the threat of death hanging over their heads they were unsure what to do. They talked about it till the time for the match. It started with the Dwarfs in one
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Some common words found in the essay are:
Easter Bunny, Goldie Lox, Snow White, Santa Claus, Tooth Fairy, Grumpy Dopey, Dopey Goldie, Headless Horseman, Remembering Santa, easter bunny, Fairy Boogie, santa claus, snow white, goldie lox, lump coal, tooth fairy, bunny santa claus, easter bunny santa, dopey ran, bunny santa, tooth fairy boogie, dopey picked, dopey goldie, arsenic easter bunny,
Approximate Word count = 972
Approximate Pages = 4 (250 words per page double spaced)
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