Scram 2 a parody movie script
Back again right where SCRAM! left off at UTS'S house, we catch LENNY still in action running off camera (slow motion to be more dramatic). WALDO chases after him all the way outside to LENNY'S car. (Blinking and sort of dazed she starts looking around and slowly begins to get up. She looks and notices the Tellitubbie and jumps back away from it.) (She kicks it gently to make sure it's dead. Slowly she moves over to WILLY, almost crying) Oh Willy. No, please Willy, wake up... (Jumping up, annoyed from the slapping) Oh my god Willy, you're still alive! Of course I'm alive. He only kicked me. ...But um, you got stabbed in the heart too... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Yeah, I got a boo-boo, but I think he missed any major veins or arteries. Doctors are looking into it. CINDY helps DOOKIE up and they run outside only
Okay, good, you see my point. Now moving on I just want to make sure you are all safe. CINDY grabs a cheese sandwich and they walk out the doors.
Some common words found in the essay are:
TAFFY Okay, UNDERWEAR BOY, CINDY Oh, SSSSSUUUUUUUUURRRRRGGGGGEEEE Immediately, Okay Uts, UTS Idiot, CD CD, Asleep UtsGet, Suddenly GHOST, Laffy Something-or-other, underwear boy, phone rings, bla bla, oh god, bla bla bla, cindy's house, sigh relief, hello voice, cindy attik, cindy lenny, laffy laffy, why'd hang laffy, walks bathroom sigh, bathroom sigh relief, house phone rings,
Approximate Word count = 3766
Approximate Pages = 15 (250 words per page double spaced)
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