Canterbury Tales Parody

A detailed Summary of Canterbury Tales Parody

In the middle of the summer, in the blistering heat,

There were three citizens who couldn't stay still in their seats.

None had work or school and to nothing did they commit,

Each thought of a pilgrimage and decided to have a go at it.

While each member thought about what they should do,

They brainstormed, and planned the trip that was long overdue.

While sitting and thinking over mugs of cappuccino,

Each thought it would be fun to travel to the land of casinos.

The pilgrimage, they decided, would be as good as can be,

They decided to drive from the east coast to other side of the country.

And so our bored pilgrims depart on their way,

But little did they know this trip wasn't the ordinary, everyday.

While the event may throw into effect a life-altering course,

It is not, for some, without a deep sense of remorse.

The cars have pulled out; our characters are on their way,

To the beginning of a new life, this is their very first day.

The head of car number one is the overprotective father with two kids.

This man is conservative and many things they wish to do, he forbids.

He moved to the East from the Bible belt, and many customs he did bring,

He dislikes many "new" ideas from evolution to his daughter's nose

Moving on to the back seat, and the next place in the car

Her style is over conscious, and her clothes are highly priced,

Her mind was freed and these changes were subliminal.

Because of the altered course they had to drive that day,

If anyone he knew saw him in the act, he would feel chagrin.

Comes the "good girl" daughter, a good student, person, and field hockey star.

Now this man, he makes honest wages,

He loves his family and would do anything to help them,

The flamboyant mother wanted to vacation as more of a teen.

Approximate Word count = 1002
Approximate Pages = 4 (250 words per page double spaced)

Category: English

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