1. The biggest miracle that beer performs of coarse, is making the ugly HOT and the hot not as hot as they normally are. Every one who has been drunk has their own little story about this fanaminam. It's normally your friends who point it out to you the next day. As if you don't feel like shit already you find they have pictures. The next step of miracle is when the girl or guy who you always thought was a dream, is now some one who you are to good for. You tell your friends, "Oh shes/hes not hot you can have her/him any time." Just at that point you turn around to see her/him, and you think AUUUHHH SHHHIIITTTT!!!!

2. The next miracle that beer performs can defiantly be seen at

any party you attend. It's where the shy man turns into MR. Party. We all have seen this and we all still laugh when we think about it. Beer makes you go up to any one and tell them how you feel. Suddenly you feel the need to grab someone's cell phone to drunk dial the person on your mind. I'm sure most of you have received or gave one of these phone calls. If you're the receiver you're normally like, "Oh WOW sheshes messed up." Then you laugh and the person on the phone gets all-defensive and thinks your making fun of them. Normally drunken phone calls do bad things. Words are said that would never be said and basically you get the point.

4. Another miracle of beer is the enhancement of the some senses and the loss of others. For example the holes in the walls at frats are because this great liquid. For some reason beer makes you feel like 9ft tall and 400 pounds and unstoppable. Then after the hole is established you grab another beer to compensate the hole. After a couple more you decide that the hole was a good idea, and you make it be something. Beer also makes you say the funniest things that you would normally not say and the only re

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