Steve Martin Anecdotes
Good afternoon, my name is…well, you’re St. Peter, you should know who my name is! Just kidding, my name is Steve Martin. So, apparently I’m here to justify why I should be let into heaven. Well, let me ask you something. Do you know what a dow for a booberday is? I didn’t think so. And this is my primary reason why I should be let into heaven, I know how to double-talk. Alright, so you’re not too impressed with that I can see. No problem, I have something else that might please you. One day my closest friend Morris was perusing through the locker room when he was abruptly stopped by two of the biggest guys in our school, Joe and Ben. They began to rough him up and throw him up against the lockers. I knew that I had to intervene or else my dear friend Morris would only be a smear on the lockers! So I smoothly but quickly made my way over to Morris. The first thing I did was get their attention off Morris so they would leave him alone for a minute, but then I had an epiphan
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Some common words found in the essay are:
Ivan Terrible, Disney Land, Joe Ben, Steve Martin, Morris YMCA, St Peter, , friend morris, southern california, disney land,
Approximate Word count = 667
Approximate Pages = 3 (250 words per page double spaced)
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