Steve Martin Anecdotes

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Good afternoon, my name is...well, you're St. Peter, you should know who my name is! Just kidding, my name is Steve Martin. So, apparently I'm here to justify why I should be let into heaven. Well, let me ask you something. Do you know what a dow for a booberday is? I didn't think so. And this is my primary reason why I should be let into heaven, I know how to double-talk. Alright, so you're not too impressed with that I can see. No problem, I have something else that might please you. One day my closest friend Morris was perusing through the locker room when he was abruptly stopped by two of the biggest guys in our school, Joe and Ben. They began to rough him up and throw him up against the lockers. I knew that I had to intervene or else my dear friend Morris would only be a smear on the lockers! So I smoothly but quickly made my way over to Morris. The first thing I did was get their attention off Morris so they would leave him alone for a minute, but then I had an epiph

any, I was now the one they were after! So I started to talk reasonably with them, a little louder than normal though, to try to get the attention of some of the coaches which certainly did work. The coaches came over right away and broke up the incident! What?! Still need more?! Wow, you're a tough crowd! I still have a couple more tricks up my sleeve yet. While my friend Morris and I were at a YMCA summer camp, we roomed with a young boy named Ivan. Most people called him Ivan the Terrible because he had these unsightly sores that were oozing puss over his entire face! And as usual, Morris and I inevitably found trouble at this camp, or should I say trouble found us? Either way, we were once again confronted with some guys of enormous proportions! It was one of the last nights of camp and we were cornered up against our cabin preying for a miracle as the five or six of them circled us and began to close in! And as luck would have it, Ivan was hearing the whole incident f

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Ivan Terrible, Disney Land, Joe Ben, Steve Martin, Morris YMCA, St Peter, , friend morris, southern california, disney land,

Approximate Word count = 667
Approximate Pages = 3 (250 words per page double spaced)

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