My Autobiography

A detailed Summary of My Autobiography

Eighteen years ago, in a hospital room somewhere in Tehran, the world as we had known it changed. A menace to society was born, a menace that would bring shame and ridicule to everything and anyone in its path. It was the day I "Amir Sarmad Mirzadeh Azad" was born, December 3rd 1984. It was the day of the Bhopal-Union Carbide disaster, in India. Over 600,000 were injured, 2000 had died immediately, another 6000 died afterwards, and in between the midst of all this, one baby boy was born.

According to many people, I was born during the Iran-Iraq war. It was the time when people were running low on food supplies, hiding in bomb shelters, and praying every night hoping that Sadam's pilots have not killed anyone amongst their family and friends. 12.00 am to be exact, it had just started to snow when I became part of the human race. Of course, I was circumcised as soon as they washed all the yellow/blue/green goo of me (I never understood why I was circumcised so young).

I was my grandmother and grandfathers first grandson. They had high expectations for me, my uncles and aunts flew all the way from Germany, U.K, and U.S just to see me.

I was 1 year old and still living in Tehran with my mom and grandparents while my dad had fina

At the age of 1 I moved to the United Arab Emirates with my mom as soon as she got her degree. But we visited Iran every 4 months since it was close, at that time my dad had just opened his first factory and we lived in a small 2 bedroom apartment. My life basically consisted of watching 10 hours of TV and bedtime stories. At the age of 3 I started making friends with neighbors, I had this friend from Lebanon called Bushra she was a year elder than me. All I did for 2 years was hang out with Bushra, we took showers, baths, everything together.

I was now 16¾ and I had given up hacking, I got into partying and throwing parties. I had realized that throwing party's was the easiest way of making money at the speed of light, considering my other options which were selling drugs, stealing other people's credit cards via the internet, and actually working with my dad. My biggest party to date took place last Halloween, I had budget of 37,000 dhs (90% lent by my father), which is around $10500. I had to give my dad all his money back as soon as the party was over. I was also scared that the party would not succeed and I would not even make the money I started with. I had planned to rent a warehouse by the sea, invite 3 of the nations best dj's, get some lighting equipment, foam machines and some alcohol. I had to get 420 people just too breakeven. The day of the party finally came and it was success, 960 people had showed up and I made up to $7500 in profit alone.

As of the moment, I'm a freshman studying at Santa Fe hoping to transfer to U.F and become a computer engineer. I am currently living alone in Gainesville, don't ask me how I got here (that is another 1500 words). There are a lot of things I regret doing but the most important would most definitely have to be not putting enough effort in high school.

At the age of 5 I had finished kg1 and kg2, my mom had begged the school to accept me in to the 1st, grade but they said I was too young. They finally accepted me and I started going to school. I established a good reputation for my self as the clown of the class; in fact, I had never opened any of my books. I only knew how to sing the alphabet and count to 10. I started failing whereas my parents though that I was doing well since I never did any home work at home and I kept on saying everything was going well at school. One day as we were walking in

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