Allow me to set the scene: a sparse crowd gathers in a semi-circle before the stage, staring closed-mouthed at the opening band. I feel their torment. It's as if they're hoping, through sheer boredom, to precipitate the "real band's" appearance. I count one set of devil's horns ˜they come

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