In the beginning, you and Shamara are finishing up what you both started in Leisure Suit Larry VI. After a bit, she suggests doing something new. So, she shackles your hands to the headboard with "Sisters of Steel" brand handcuffs. You might think this kinky new fantasy might be nice, but it doesn't last long. As soon as you're shackled, she takes your wallet and leaves the hotel room, but not without stuffing her cigarette in your mouth first. Of course, you don't smoke, so you do the stupidest thing possible: spit out the cigarette on the

bed, and catch the bed sheet on fire. The first thing you want to do, is take the Lil' Hair Weave Kit on the dresser to the right of Larry. Then, take the Vice Grips from the dresser to the left of Larry. Access your inventory, by

pressing Ctrl-I, or right clicking anywhere, and choosing "Inventory". Left click once on the Lil'Hair Weave Kit, and choose "Open". Then, left click on the Vice Grips, and choose "Use" and choose "Needle". This bends the needle for you, in a zig-zag shape, perfect for picking locks. As soon as Larry calms down, and stays still, left click on the handcuffs on his hand, and choose Use.

The PMS Bouncy (Boarding the ship and first activities)

asks for a towel, groping blindly in the air. Sure enough, you walk

buffet table near the middle, at the bottom is your friend, Where's

play, and lose. Then, take out your card from the horse's ass, and go

with the glue would help right now. Nuts! Looks like Jacques won't

Orgasmic Powder Cabin 510 (Dewmi's Room) Used on quiche to

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