Psychiatrist in a Can
You are feeling distressed, nothing is working out. All of your friends tell you to go see a shrink, so you do. You go there and the psychiatrist is supposed to be listening to you and helping you to examine and conclude what your problems are, instead all u get out of him is the occasional, “UH huh, and how does this make u fell?” or the nagging questions. Finally, after hours of therapy of you are sitting there telling your shrink about how your mother killed your favorite puppy dog by running it over with the mini-van, And you think that maybe that is the root of all of your problems. And your shrink asks you, what other words would you use to describe what your mother did to that puppy...preferably a eleven letter word, and the first thing that comes to your mind is slaughtered. Just great, your high priced shrink is not even listening to your problems; he is doodling and doing crossword puzzles In today’s world we are conditioned to think that people need to go to a psychiatrist to solve their problems. Problems that include overeating, smoking, and being a work alcoholic, the list goes on and on. Instead of going to high priced, over-educated psychiatrists, I have the cheaper, less time
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Approximate Word count = 1421
Approximate Pages = 6 (250 words per page double spaced)
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