The bad news -- devastating news for a former chemistry and physics major -- is that there are

new elements on the Periodic Table of the Elements!

In my 28-year absence from high school, they have discovered Uun (Ununnilium, 1987), Uuu

(Unununium, 1994) and Uub (Ununbium, 1996). Oh, they discovered Seaborgium and Bohrium

in the '70s, but we knew those were comin

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Anchorage Spanish, Iraq Stares, , Seaborgium Bohrium, Secondary School, Table Elements, Uub Ununbium, Uun Ununnilium, Uuu Unununium,
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