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I’ll stay up all night and play loud music,

And eat junk food and join the army.

I’ll do karate chops, and high-flying kicks.

And go on the most death-threatening roller

I will wear badly ripped jeans and tie-dyed tops,

With a red bandanna round my head.

I’ll have the flashiest car, and the most expensive

I shall go out at the weekend, steamin out of my face,

And pan in my neighbour’s windows.

I will get my tongue pierced, and my nipple pierced,

And I will have the words "I am God", tattooed

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Approximate Word count = 481
Approximate Pages = 2 (250 words per page double spaced)