Car Future, with a Point of View
Ha! Got you fooled till you didn't know which way was up; you thought you had it all figured out didn't ya, DIDN"T YA! Here now, think twice. You saw me, a roller on an automobile mass production assembly line, end of story? BAM, if you think that's all, boy, you got something else coming. I've seen it all, pickup trucks, sports cars, smart cars, hubcaps, rimcaps, spoiler caps, heck even cap caps. My buddy Hoser, at least that's what we call him, well he's an air compressed wrench on a PI_j420_m20469 precision robotic arm. He thinks I'm a loud mouth, and that I talk a lot. He doesn't believe the stories I tell him, like, for example... This time, just I was the roller who jammed when the first smart car almost got off the pressing station rack. I stopped for a good reason too, That dang thing was the ugliest car I've ever seen in my 120 year long life, and let me tell ya. I saved the car market, when that tiny Japanese investor saw the smart car halt to a stop on me, he thought it was a sign from Buddha, so he didn't invest
All right that was one of my weirder stories, but this other time, at roller camp, I learned how to do a 360, 540, 720, 900, 1080, and everything up to at 126598930, that one took me a while to learn. Well it's time for me to say farewell, and to all you people, who will ever interact with a roller, I hope you see it from their point of view. And if you can, lube them up a little, it's like candy to us. and they put the technology into a Mercury Cougar. That year the Cougar was nominated best car of the year by every car magazine there was, and they made a surplus of 17 billion. But no, forget the roller that saved the entire market. The car seats 7 people comfortably and 8 a little tight; the middle seat is small. This car will be mass-produced next year and will cost between $20,000 and $40,000. Oh, did I mention to you that I am going to be the honorary first roller, because I inspired this project, and the young man who invented this contraption. Oh what's his name... oh Ryan Edmundo, Edminduwicks, heck I don't r
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Cougar Cougar, DIDNT YA, Nobel Prize, Edmundo Edminduwicks, , i've seen, smart car,
Approximate Word count = 694
Approximate Pages = 3 (250 words per page double spaced)
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