comparison between Beowolf and The tick

different times and in a million different places, from classrooms to barrooms

to bathrooms, its the universal question of ultimate boredom and time wasting

comtemplation. But at the same time its an encouragement for the mind to dive

into the absurd and to seriously consider something for fun. And thats why we

ask, "Who would win in a fight, Beowulf or The Tick?"

Now that'd be a good fight. Lets start with the comparisons. Both Beowulf and

Tick are pretty big guys. They might even be the strongest of their times.

. . .
Some common words found in the essay are:
Beowulf Tick, Beowulf Higlac's, Tick Hero, Speedo-type-thing Beowulf, Tick Beowulf, beowulf tick, expensive armor, win fight, type hero,
Approximate Word count = 445
Approximate Pages = 2 (250 words per page double spaced)