Vagina Monologue
How can you? How can you talk about something that has no good names? When I was little it was a cookie—I never got that one… “Don’t forget to wash behind your ears and your cookie.” Wait, aren’t cookies food? That’s not cool. Frankly, I’ve never seen chocolate chips down there… As I got older, it became a “crotch” but that just sounds vulgar. There’s too many terms like “crotch-rot” out there—wouldn’t want to insult it. Besides, men have “crotches” too…I do not have the same thing as a man, thank you very much. In health class there came the term vagina. No offense, but this is rather medical—something I’m sure Mrs. Miller did not mind. If you’re go
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Some common words found in the essay are:
Vulva Hmmm, Im Miller, Frankly Ive, , Frankly Im,
Approximate Word count = 463
Approximate Pages = 2 (250 words per page double spaced)
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