Cellphone Rant

Here's why. Say I'm walking down the street. Someone's cell phone happens to go off

and thirty-five people all pat themselves down like they are on fire. To boot, the ring tone

is nothing but an eardrum-shattering sonic boom of a cute, yet inaccurate version, of the

latest pop molasses released for the mindless sheep we call mainstream radio listeners,

It seems that the world renowned pocket communicator has swept the world is

such a way that even children not a day over twelve feel the need to call their friends on a

cell phone that has been so lovingly bestowed upon them by their materialistic and quite

egotistical parents with morals that need to have a serious reality check. Who has the

money for 600,000 anytime, anywhere, free-night-and-weekend minutes to shell out on a

sixteen year old? Not I, yet there are some out there that suffer from

gotta-buy-a-cell-phone-cause-my-son/daughter-might-not-look-cool-enough syndrome.

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Some common words found in the essay are:
Jerry Springer, Here's I'm, Abercrombie-clone We're, Birkenstocks Abercrombie, Lincoln Navigators, Comes Hell, cell phone, cell phones, phone call,
Approximate Word count = 749
Approximate Pages = 3 (250 words per page double spaced)