Cellphone Rant

A detailed Summary of Cellphone Rant


My Hell is a stadium of 20,000+ people in which everyone has a cell phone...

Here's why. Say I'm walking down the street. Someone's cell phone happens to go off

and thirty-five people all pat themselves down like they are on fire. To boot, the ring tone

is nothing but an eardrum-shattering sonic boom of a cute, yet inaccurate version, of the

latest pop molasses released for the mindless sheep we call mainstream radio listeners,

It seems that the world renowned pocket communicator has swept the world is

such a way that even children not a day over twelve feel the need to call their friends on a

cell phone that has been so lovingly bestowed upon them by their materialistic and quite

egotistical parents with morals that need to have a serious reality check. Who has the

money for 600,000 anytime, anywhere, free-night-and-weekend minutes to shell out on a

sixteen year old? Not I, yet there are some out there that suffer from

gotta-buy-a-cell-phone-cause-my-son/daughter-might-not-look-cool-enough syndrome.


can call the next room to see what he's doing. Of course, that's my opinion. I could be

with all their redneck compadres in one's dad's military-class war machine with a

device. Not a release for an impulse to ask your buddies what's going on during second

presents itself. I just can't see how telling your fellow Abercrombie-clone that "We're



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Approximate Word count = 749
Approximate Pages = 3 (250 words per page double spaced)

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