bed and began to get ready for class. Already behind schedule by ten

minutes or so I hurried to shower, shave, and change clothes. Absent

mindedly, still in some what of a daze from the party the night before

and the time of 7:00 in the am, I nicked myself rather badly on my

neck while shaving. Throwing my books in my bag and it over my

shoulder in a single fell swoop I rushed for the topical antibiotic

ointment to prevent infection and speed healing of the nick on my

You know, when you read "universal ointment" and "universal cement"

really fast in your head, especially early in the morning, a little

hung over and not quite on top of things, they really do grow into

indistinguishable terms. Truth be told: "Read carefully. Slow down.

Take things easy. Don't make these mistakes. They will punish you in

the severest of wrath if you miss these details."

I'm not sure if it has become knowledge to you, well actually, being

of sound mind and body probably not as it did to me, but universal

quick dry cement is actually an anticoagulant, a blood thinner, it

reduces viscosity, it is something that makes blood not clot and

fingers and so thought "ointment"-saturated tissue from my neck. Then

said "questions" I took them at their word, not knowing their criteria

the bleeding had stopped; I nonchalantly attempted to remove my

All and all, the scar will not be bad if at all, that is the scar to

of suitable questions and requirements for an answer would not be as

with yet another war wound from the hell I call reality, demanding an

bursts of laughter, to her co-worker what I said. After this gruesome

I did not want to rip the tissue and fingers from my neck, knowing

my car, in the drivers seat. Being right handed I used my right hand

pressure to the nick on my neck. As I attempted to remove my fingers

faster. So of course my nick began to bleed. In

general as I anticipated. The lady on the other end of the line made

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Approximate Pages = 3 (250 words per page double spaced)