How to Avoid Friends.
What would it be like to go through life without ever having a friend? Well, at first it might seem to be a horrible idea, but after careful thought and examination one can conclude that a friend is more work than it’s worth. Think about never having to put up with the annoying antics and emotions that come with each and every friend. Sure, at times it could become lonely, but pets will always suffice. There are certain steps that should be taken when trying to become friendless. By following these steps, it is possible to go through life without the annoyance of having a friend. Personal hygiene is probably one of the best ways to ward off friends. There are many different ways of doing this, but I know of a few that will definitely do the trick. By wearing the recommended “Salmon Loaf Deodorant” a pers
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Loaf Deodorant, , ward friends, avoid friends, personal hygiene, social behavior, person try, personal habits,
Approximate Word count = 565
Approximate Pages = 2 (250 words per page double spaced)
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