not like everyone thinks my first name is. I think that the name Giant makes me sound kind of grotesque or oagerish. I may be a little big but hey, I can't help it! Jack broke into my house and made me look like the bad guy. I give him credit because only a genius could pull that one off. He never made me out to be the soft and cuddly guy that I am.

Here's the real story. Once upon a time... Ummmmm... That one has been done too much. Ok. Well I can't think of another way to start this story so I'll use the old traditional way. Once upon a time there was this little cuddly giant named Bob, which is I. I was sleeping gently in my bed dreaming of princes and princesses fairies and knights, when all of a sudden I was awakened. Every morning when I wake up I say a little poem," Fee-Fi-Fo-Fumm." I wrote it myself, I'm quite the poet. Getting back to my story, I was awakened by the sound of or at least what sounded like small little footsteps. I w

as curious what this noise was so I got up out of bed and searched my house not to mention it's a castle. I was a little scared thinking what kind of person breaks into a house in broad daylight; it just didn't make any sense. Since I was already awake I said my morning poem,"Fee-Fi-Fo-Fumm!" I said it fairly loud hoping to scare the person who was in my house. I knew it wasn't my wife Georgina because she was sleeping next to me but she wasn't awakened. Although, she usually gets up really early, by this time I was really worried about what was going on. I walked into my living room to see if anything was missing in there, the first place I looked was on the table. It was gone! I couldn't believe it; my faithful golden harp was missing. I figured it out; it was one of those little humans that my friend Roy had been telling me about. First what they do is grow huge beanstalks and then climb up them and steel stuff from us. In the back of my mind I kept on thinking it was one of those, then again I also thought no it's ridiculous those things don't exist.

"It's Jack! What's it to you?" He replied

"Put me down. I just need something to sell at the market to feed me and my starving mom."

"I was just wondering. What makes you come into my house and steel?"

I told him that I would make a deal with him but he refused the offer. He bit me and jumped off my hand. I only followed him, not chassed after him. He thought that my intent was to catch and eat him when all I wanted to do was give him some food. The d

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